I meant to rip the Steelers all last week and never got around to it and, damn, if Felger didn't write the perfect anti-Steelers column today. Anyway,
My top three reasons for hating the Steelers:
1. The hair. Troy Polamalu's hair is some kinda cultural thing, but what happened to Ben Roethlisberger? He looks like he adopted Jake Plummer as his style icon. Get a friggin haircut.
2. The jabber. Joey Porter bitches before the Indy game about how Indy isn't a real team. This is after the Colts dismantled them on Monday Night Football. After the Steelers beat Indy he bitches how the refs wanted the Colts to win. Win or lose he's yapping. Dude, shut up already.
3. Cowher. The 'stache, the jaw, the spit flying out of his mouth. It all adds up to one big downer for me. He's like a cartoon version of a football coach and his only saving grace is that his teams lose in big games. If the Steelers win he'll have absolutely nothing going for him.
So now I'm stuck rooting for the Seahawks and they should be called the Owls because looking at their roster makes you say, "Who? Who?" I just know that Hasselbeck has been dying to revert to his Favre, Jr. mode and throw a couple killer interceptions and this is gonna be his game. Or maybe not. Maybe Seattle can win. No one knows.
But I do know that it will be a dark day when Cowher gets to lay his hands on the Super Bowl trophy.
My top three reasons for hating the Steelers:
1. The hair. Troy Polamalu's hair is some kinda cultural thing, but what happened to Ben Roethlisberger? He looks like he adopted Jake Plummer as his style icon. Get a friggin haircut.
2. The jabber. Joey Porter bitches before the Indy game about how Indy isn't a real team. This is after the Colts dismantled them on Monday Night Football. After the Steelers beat Indy he bitches how the refs wanted the Colts to win. Win or lose he's yapping. Dude, shut up already.
3. Cowher. The 'stache, the jaw, the spit flying out of his mouth. It all adds up to one big downer for me. He's like a cartoon version of a football coach and his only saving grace is that his teams lose in big games. If the Steelers win he'll have absolutely nothing going for him.
So now I'm stuck rooting for the Seahawks and they should be called the Owls because looking at their roster makes you say, "Who? Who?" I just know that Hasselbeck has been dying to revert to his Favre, Jr. mode and throw a couple killer interceptions and this is gonna be his game. Or maybe not. Maybe Seattle can win. No one knows.
But I do know that it will be a dark day when Cowher gets to lay his hands on the Super Bowl trophy.
1 comment:
Coach Cowher will leave the game on a stretcher after his clenched, jutted out jaw finally bursts clean off his dumb-looking face and onto the field, still yelling at players and refs alike.
JMK
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