5/27/2006

Random Thoughts

The next time I hear someone say "That's just x being x," I'm gonna take a life. Talk about fucking played out! It's not funny, it's not clever, it's driving me crazy and it's ruining my life. Stop. It. Now.

When will Joe Torre get hammered for being the arrogant dink he is? He decided on Monday to have Wang pitch to Ortiz on a 3-0 count and Ortiz belts a two-run single. Why not just walk him? Torre sez, "If he walked, he walked. I wasn't going to concern myself...It certainly isn't a comfortable position to be in, but I understand why you would ask that question." Wow, Joe! I'm glad you understand why we would question you. You let Ramirez absolutely kill you all series long when there was no reason to, and if not for Clement, your team would have lost the series, but you don't concern yourself. I'm sure Steinbrenner loved reading that. If Francona gave bullshit answers like that he'd be attacked by rabid fans before he could get to his car. But Torre can dismiss anyone he feels like because he's got cache. Jeez, you'd think the Yankees have won the World Series the last ten years in a row. Oh, by the way: good job against Kansas City on Friday night.

Give me some credit: I tried watching the NBA playoffs, but I just can't take it. It's so obvious that the rules of the game aren't enforced equally and it just frustrates me. Lebron James can take five steps, carry the ball, and do whatever he wants and no whistle, but if someone from the Pistons so much as breathes on him Lebron's going to the line to take two. The thing is that everyone acts as if this isn't happening. Every slo-mo replays clearly shows James travelling like crazy, but the announcers never point it out. They just talk about what a great player he is. It's laughable. Say what you want about the stars getting the calls in baseball, but Pujols gets three strikes just like everyone else.
And then there's the pouting and outrageous behavior when a foul does get called. James has perfected the dismissive wave and the Pistons must practice complaining more than they practice free throws. Tayshawn Prince has this crazy thing he does with his arms and bends over to get right in the ref's face. Every call. Forget the technical foul, they should fucking run him the minute he opens his mouth. Anyway, it's unwatchable and no one says anything about it, so I just did.

Weekly Soundtrack

1. "Crazy" by Gnarls Barkley...A strong contender for song of the summer. This song is so good I should list it twice.
2. "Teenage FBI" by Guided By Voices...They weren't always brilliant, but this song is too fantastic.
3. "Bring It To Jerome" by Bo Diddley...What a band Bo had: Bo on guitar, a stand-up drummer, harmonica player and a maraca player! He'd dominate today's alterna-scene rife with lame guitar-drums duos.

5/12/2006

Everything Changes

Jesus, can time just stand still for a moment? I was digging through a bunch of homemade CDs I thought I made last fall and, damn, if they aren't almost two years old. I can't catch a break anywhere - all of a sudden my baby sounds like a little girl on the telephone. Worst of all, I'm driven to tears by random nostalgia...a passing tune makes me pause, "I'm in love with that song."
I still believe and hope that my best days are in front of me, but it's hard not to feel like I've wasted entire years doing nothing. The only thing I remember from 1997 is that the Florida Marlins won the World Series. Did nothing else notable occur that year? I hope to God sixty is the new forty like everyone says, because I haven't even hit thirty-nine yet and I feel like I need to make up some time somewhere.

Weekly Soundtrack

1. "Colin's Heros" by the Dambuilders....act your age, indeed.
2. "Mineral" by Buffalo Tom...before you think this might be some 'local bias' posting let me say that these lyrics have captivated me from the third or fourth time I heard them, and that was a long fucking time ago....Something about BT always got to me...maybe the way their lyrics always seemed to trace the outlines without touching on the heart of the matter.
3. "Sick of Myself" by Matthew Sweet...While the wife and baby are away on vacation I imagine that I wrote this song. And sang it. And played lead guitar on it.