Who does Jimmy Fallon have for an agent? Satan? Thank God his fifteen minutes are almost over, but, jeez, do I have to watch him in that annoying soda ad during every commercial break this season?
I knew the great pitching wasn't gonna last all season, but do you think the Sox could maybe put up a couple runs while their pitchers are getting shelled? After Beckett gave up the grand slam in the first the other night you knew that game was over. The bottom third of the batting order is a total joke, and any manager who doesn't just pitch around Papi and Manny and take his chances with everyone else should be fired (yes, I'm looking at you, Eric Wedge!).
I knew the great pitching wasn't gonna last all season, but do you think the Sox could maybe put up a couple runs while their pitchers are getting shelled? After Beckett gave up the grand slam in the first the other night you knew that game was over. The bottom third of the batting order is a total joke, and any manager who doesn't just pitch around Papi and Manny and take his chances with everyone else should be fired (yes, I'm looking at you, Eric Wedge!).
The past few games have been painful as the Sox offense has looked positively Kansas Citian.
Souldn't someone tell the Red Hot Chili Peppers that they jumped the shark over a decade ago? Radio can just stop playing their music any time now.
I'm convinced that the Universal Mind is at work with the recent spate of nasally-voiced singers on the radio. I thought that friggin' "You're Beautiful" song was Maroon 5 for so long and I was totally shocked to find out it wasn't. Now this third dude comes along with "Bad Day," and suddenly we're overrun by these guys who not only sound exactly alike, but sing songs that are almost interchangably similar. Am I just getting old, or do they all suck, or both?
And speaking of "You're Beautiful," I'm thinking of creating a Bad Lyrics Hall of Fame and making it a charter member. "I will never be with you/and I don't know what to do." Kid, you gotta be fucking kidding me. Now get the hell out of here with that shit!
Souldn't someone tell the Red Hot Chili Peppers that they jumped the shark over a decade ago? Radio can just stop playing their music any time now.
I'm convinced that the Universal Mind is at work with the recent spate of nasally-voiced singers on the radio. I thought that friggin' "You're Beautiful" song was Maroon 5 for so long and I was totally shocked to find out it wasn't. Now this third dude comes along with "Bad Day," and suddenly we're overrun by these guys who not only sound exactly alike, but sing songs that are almost interchangably similar. Am I just getting old, or do they all suck, or both?
And speaking of "You're Beautiful," I'm thinking of creating a Bad Lyrics Hall of Fame and making it a charter member. "I will never be with you/and I don't know what to do." Kid, you gotta be fucking kidding me. Now get the hell out of here with that shit!
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